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about the shirts:

>> message: the shirts are for the most part meant to convey some sort of message, though subject matter is quite broad. it ranges from the problem with overpriced clothing retailers who serve no purpose to the problem with people who feel the need to spend money to help multimillion dollar corporations advertise.

>> shirts: the shirts are made from the finest morrocon worm silk... just kidding. they're run of the mill cotton shirts, usually hanes, sometimes fruit of the loom, and bought where they're cheap; wal mart, kmart, quicky mart. one of the marts. graphics are hand-applied by me. the shirts last for years and years, my first abercrombie sucks shirt is five years old and going strong. try to wear a real $50 abercrombie shirt that long. anything on the shirts that looks like copyright infringement probably is, so wear them at your own risk.

 

 

the "abercrombie sucks"
this shirt is your way to tell uppity clothing retaillers that you won't pay $50 for a distress washed t-shirt with either their name, "polo", "track" or "kenowa yacht club" blandly silk screened on the front. the abercrombie sucks is the definitive "take your preppy crap clothes as a status symbol and shove it" statement. get yours today.

to order this shirt, email me here for order details, although i have online ordering coming soon, for the moment we will have to rely on snail mail.

 

 
   

the "stew good for you"
this shirt is the answer to the people who feel the need to spend their money advertising mutimillion dollar companies. nike has the money to advertise all by themselves, as does izod, ralph lauren, old navy... you get the picture. advertise stew, it has a history that makes companies like nike pale in comparioson, and it's a comforting, hearty meal.

to order this shirt, email me here for order details, although i have online ordering coming soon, for the moment we will have to rely on snail mail.

 

 
   

the "make noodles not war"
this is one for those people with all the useless rhetoric t-shirts they probably don't get anyway. the "burn this one, asshole" american flag shirts, the good old peace sign. this shirt invites the viewer to really make a difference in their world. and you can do the same by wearing it.

to order this shirt, email me here for order details, although i have online ordering coming soon, for the moment we will have to rely on snail mail.

 

 
   
 

 

 

 

 

 



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