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cowboy's
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 make noodles, not war.
if
you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on.
unless you landed on a cactus; then you have to roll around and
scream in pain.
one
day when i was walking into the drug store, i seen this monkey,
who asked me for a quarter. i told him go get a job, and he said,
take off, i'm a monkey. so i gave him a quarter.
if
a man spends more time fixin' himself up in front of the mirror
than he does washing his pick-up truck, why that's plain kooky.
you
should try every day to compliment three people, eat one piece
of candy, and think about what people in quaint northern italian
villages are doing right now.
pull
a string, and it follows wherever you go, push it, and it goes
nowhere. steal a quote from dwight eisenhower and you'll sound
smart and introspective.
we
used to laugh at grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But
we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with
some whore he picked up in town. (ok, dammit, that one, too was
borrowed: jack h.)
if god
makes you with deer antlers growin' offa your head, why, he probably
meant for them to be there, so you'd best to find something useful
or interestin' to do with them
people
say when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing
back at you, but i tried it, and those other three fingers actually
curled around and pointed off to the side, and my thumb pointed
up at the sky.
we
all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others.
every
lie you tell requires at least five more lies to back it up, but
every truth you tell requires five more lies to justify it.
like
my pa always said, 'boy, excess in anything is liable to make
a man into a soft, sissified, city nancy boy.'
generally
if a man has to tell you 'i'm for real,' he's not.
what
would the world be like if everyone though he or she was as important
as that guy going 90 in the 9 mile to the gallon cadillac escalade?
if
beauty is in the eye of the beholder so is ugly, stressful, impossible,
and bad. perspective is everything.
shirts
that cost more than a weeks worth of groceries are like horseshoes
that cost more than a horse
for every person that will help you fly, there are three
who will pluck your wings and make a gaudy feather boa.
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